Thursday, June 18, 2015

Old Stone Fort State Park, Manchester, TN June 14 - June 28, 2015


Sunday, June 14, 2015

We have camping reservations at Old Stone Fort State Park from Sunday until Thursday.  

We took our time getting on the road this morning and didn’t leave until about 10:30.  We took I-40 to exit 176, then 840 almost to Manchester.  We arrived before 3 p.m. and had no problems setting up the camper.

Bonnaroo is happening this weekend, and we figured that both the park and Manchester would be very crowded, but evidently the crowd stays confined to the Bonnaroo area.  The park was as quiet as could be, with a few empty spaces.

Dinner was grilled smoked sausages and grilled vegetables at the campsite.

After dinner, we set up a TV that I gave The Husband for his birthday.  To this point, we’ve had a rule against taking a TV on a camping trip, reasoning that we could stay home and watch TV.  But once when we took some grandchildren camping with us and it rained the whole time, we resorted to letting them watch movies on the laptop computer that we take with us for navigation.  It was,

“Move your head!  I can’t see!”

“He won’t move his head.”

Yada-yada.

So I got this TV, thinking we could hook the computer to it to play movies, and maybe, just maybe, get regular TV signals for weather reports, etc., when camping close to small towns.

On this trip, we are just outside Manchester, TN.  Chattanooga is not far in one direction, and Huntsville, AL is not far in the other, but the TV could find no signals.  Ah, well…who needs TV on a camping trip, anyway?

Monday, June 15, 2015

Today’s day trip was to Burgess Falls.  We’d seen pictures, and it looked like it was worth the 1.5 mile hike to see them.  There was a series of waterfalls, with overlook spots at each one. 
 

 
 
It wasn’t a bad hike; it was mildly strenuous only in one spot where there were steps to climb.  Mostly, the hike was just tedious.  There were lots of tree roots to trip clumsy folks like me, but we made it to the end of the trail without incident. 
 


 
 
At the end of the trail, we noticed a gravel road that led to the biggest of the falls.  It would have been a much easier walk to take that road, but we’d have missed seeing some of the smaller falls.

We also checked out Rock Island State Park on the way to Burgess Falls.  The campgrounds at Rock Island were very nice, but I’m not sure our 32-ft. camper would fit in many of the spots.

 

After leaving Burgess Falls, we grabbed a bite of lunch in McMinnville, then drove out to Cumberland Caverns, where Bluegrass Underground is filmed.  Despite the fact that I am completely creeped out by caves, I followed The Husband in on a tour.  The walk is about a mile and a half, and the tour takes about an hour and a half.  Inside the cave, the temperature was 56 degrees, which felt pretty wonderful after our hike in the heat at Burgess.  But it was still creepy to me.  In one place, there are 170 steps (according to the tour guide) that go over rock formations – up and down and back up and back down.  Some of the steps are steep, and this old lady with bad knees had a hard time navigating them.  Plus, I’m out of shape.  By the time we reached the end of the steps, I was wheezing like crazy.  At the end there was a “light show,” which, to be honest, was pretty lame, but it afforded me a few minutes to catch my breath for the return trek up and down those same 170 steps.  I was glad to get out of that cave!

 

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

 We decided to stick around the park today and investigate some of its features.  The “old stone fort” for which the park is named is one of those mysterious Native American structures that no one seems to understand.  It is a wall, a double row of stones filled with earth that goes almost all the way around a 50-acre plateau that sits between two rivers.  The professionals estimate that it was used until about 500 years ago.  The consensus seems to be that it was not an “ordinary” village, as they have not found archaeological evidence of everyday life.  Instead, they believe it to be a ceremonial center.  There is a breach between two mounds in the eastern wall where the rising sun is framed between the mounds on the summer solstice. 

 We walked the trail all the way around this thing, not a difficult hike except for the maze of tree roots and the sweat pouring off my head.  Parts of the trail snaked right along the edge of a cliff, where we could look down and see the rivers.  It was quite beautiful, with several waterfalls visible along the way.  After the hike, we toured the museum.  I was so hot and sweaty and the museum was so cool and wonderful that I did not really pay much attention to the artifacts.  Instead, I asked the attendant to “play the movie,” the type of informational film that always seems to be available in these museums, so that we could have a cool place to rest our feet for a few minutes.

Back at the camper, The Husband stretched out on the couch for a nap.  I traded my sweaty clothes for some dry ones and laid down across the bed to read.  Just as happens at home, the minute we dozed off, our cell phones started ringing.  I gave up on the idea of a nap and went outside to tease the squirrels with peanuts we’d brought along for road snacks.  Dinner was a thick steak on the grill with sautéed mushrooms and baked sweet potatoes, not bad fare for “roughing it.”

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

As soon as we cleaned up from breakfast this morning, we hopped in the truck and headed for the George Dickel distillery just a few miles from here.  Our GPS sent us down a road that dead-ended in a field, but we turned around and soon found our way.  We had toured Jack Daniel’s distillery years ago, and this tour was much the same.  At the end of the tour, we tasted four different types of whisky (that’s the way George Dickel spells it) and bought a couple of bottles to take home.

Our next destination was Bell Buckle, Tennessee, home of the Moon Pie Festival.  This year’s Moon Pie Festival will happen this weekend, but we will be gone home by then.  Bell Buckle is a tiny town, really just one main street lined with old buildings which house antique stores, gift shops, and restaurants.  We had lunch at the Bell Buckle Café then went around the corner for ice cream. 





Back in Manchester, we drove to the site of the Bonnaroo music festival.  It is on the edge of town, on a 700-acre farm.  Last weekend, nearly 100,000 people had descended on Manchester, many of whom camped out in the fields.  All that was left of the festival today were mounds of bagged garbage and a lot of equipment.  On our way back into town, we passed a winery where we bought a bottle of “Bonnaroo” wine and some cheese, which we sampled shortly after arriving back at our campsite.

Tomorrow, we head home, so we spent the afternoon “battening down the hatches” in preparation for pulling out in the morning.  Dinner was grilled bratwurst and chips.  As we were grilling the hot dogs, we heard thunder in the distance.  As I write this, the thunder continues and a soft rain is falling.  It should make for good sleeping if the storm doesn’t get scary.

All in all, this has been a fun trip.  We like the Old Stone Fort park campground.  The campsites are shady and nicely spaced apart.  It is one of the quieter campgrounds that we have visited, partly because the campground is arranged in “loops” with only about 10 campsites per loop.  Our only complaint is that there aren’t any sewer connections.  Today, the third full day of camping, after only two showers each and sparse use of water in the kitchen, our waste water tanks filled up, and we had to use the “turd wagon” to siphon off some of the gray water.  There is one weird thing about them:  the water hookups are on one side of the site, and the electric hookups are on the other.  We had to run the electric cord beneath the camper (which isn’t a big deal, since the cord was long enough) to reach the electric hookup. 

The other thing we like about this campground is that there are a lot of interesting parks and things to do in the area.  Nashville is about an hour north, and Chattanooga is about an hour southeast.  Huntsville is not much farther.  There are a number of state parks in the area.  Rock Island State Park is 30 minutes away in one direction, and Tims Ford State Park is a few minutes away in the opposite direction.  Fall Creek Falls is a little over an hour away.

And did I mention that this part of Tennessee is absolutely beautiful?  Rolling hills.  Waterfalls.  Lakes and rivers everywhere.  And it is glorious in the fall when the leaves turn colors.


Thursday, June 18, 2015 - Home Again

Yesterday at breakfast, we cooked enough bacon and sausage for today, and so this morning, all we did was nuke the meat, toast some bread, and wolf it down.  No sooner had we swallowed our last bites than we started readying the camper for the trip home.

Four and a half hours later, we pulled in our driveway and began unpacking the camper (which is not nearly as much fun as packing it).

Ahhhh, it's good to be home!

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Trips with the Sibs

Of late, I have been remiss in chronicling our little jaunts to elsewhere.  I like to write about our trips while we're doing them, because I'm old and forget a lot of junk.  I've not done this on our last two little trips, because I was too busy both times.  I also didn't take my camera on either trip, except for the one in my phone, so I didn't take as many pictures as I usually do. 

In October, we joined The Husband's siblings - a younger brother and a younger sister - and their spouses for a weekend trip to Hot Springs, Arkansas.  Because we'd heard of a traffic jam on the interstate east of Little Rock, we took the long way, down to Mississippi, crossing the river at Helena, and detouring through Stuttgardt, Arkansas so that the menfolk could check out a store for game
hunters. 


 
 
We rolled into Hot Spring at about 2 p.m.  We checked into our hotel (The Arlington), then set off on foot to find food.  Just up the street from the hotel was a micro-brewery - I forget the name - that sold "artisan" beer and sandwiches.  After we ate, we wandered across the street to the Ohio Club and commenced to drinking (I highly recommend the Cadillac Margarita).  "A good while" later, after making our pictures with Al Capone, himself, we - um - "moseyed" on back to the hotel and spent a pleasant evening sitting on the patio by the pool. 

There was a band playing in the hotel lobby that night, and eventually we went down to check them out.  When the elevator doors opened, we were barely able to get out of the elevator for the crowd that was gathered in front of them.  I thought, "Dang, this band must be great!" but it turned out that what had drawn the crowd was the rumor that Bill Clinton was about to enter the premises.  Sure enough, in a few minutes, the man strolled in, shaking hands and workin' the crowd like a pro.  :) 

After a bit, the crowd disbursed, and we turned our attention to the band, 4 "mature" guys playing easy-listening stuff.  The band was ok.  More than watching them we enjoyed watching the dancers.  There was a "mature" couple on the floor for most of the songs.  They were smooth as silk, but I could not help but cringe at the get-up the woman was wearing:  a leopard print shirt and flesh-colored leggings. 

I do not recommend flesh-colored leggings for women of any age or build.  And that's all I'm going to say about that.  ;)

The next day, we had breakfast at a nearby pancake shop, then The Husband and I went to one of the bath houses for our first professional massage.  I am torn between thinking it was the best thing that ever happened to me and thinking that it was a completely impractical and frivolous expenditure.  When it was over, I'd have given anything if I'd had somebody to tote me back to the hotel and dump me in the bed.  As it was, we made it as far as the front porch of the bath house, where we plunked ourselves into rocking chairs until we could work up the gumption to walk back to the hotel.

We spent the rest of the afternoon wandering through the many shops on the "main drag."  Dinner on the patio at Ronaldo's that night was good.  Drinks in the hotel lobby afterward.

There was a film festival in process at the hotel that weekend.  We caught glimpses of "Mr. Sulu" from Star Trek, and my sister-in-law cornered him for a photo as we were on our way out the door to go home.  It was a fun weekend.

This past weekend, we went to New Orleans with the sister and brother-in-law.  They have a son who plays in the University of Memphis marching band, and since the UofM was scheduled to play Tulane in New Orleans on Saturday, we drove down on Friday, went to the game on Saturday, and came home today.  (Memphis won!)  We stayed in a hotel in Metairie and drove down to the French Quarter for dinner at Oceana Grill on Friday night before venturing onto Bourbon Street for a while.  We met up with some cousins at the game on Saturday, and when the game was over, we all went back to Bourbon Street.  When our feet and ears and noses couldn't take it anymore, we called it a night and ransomed our vehicle from the riverside parking lot.  This morning, we stopped for breakfast at a little diner in Hammond, then headed home.

Places like Hot Springs and New Orleans are fun for a little while, but I do not enjoy traffic and  crowds, and it is really good to be home.  :)

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Joe Wheeler Camping Trip - July 26, 2014 - Homeward Bound


The last day of camping sucks, for not only is it the last day of the vacation (a bummer in itself), but we have to get the camper ready to roll.

This means washing up the dishes, cleaning the counters, sweeping the floors, and putting away everything that might shift when the camper moves.  It means emptying stinky plumbing tanks, storing the lawn chairs, sweeping and folding and putting away the exterior rugs.  It means retracting awnings and hoses and cords, folding up steps, hitching up the truck, and attaching sway bars and such.

Both The Husband and I are always tired, grumpy, and sopping wet with sweat by the time we're finished.  We pulled out about 10 this morning. and, thankfully, had an uneventful drive home.  The drive took almost 5 hours, with only one quick stop for a potty break. 

And then, once we got home, we had to unhitch the camper, set it back up in its usual spot, and haul everything into the house - dirty laundry, clean laundry, food items, and electronic toys - and put it all away again.  Since I took my sewing machine and a bag of sewing projects, we had even more lugging to do this trip. 

But we have about got this thing down to a science.  In less than thirty minutes after we began backing the camper into the driveway, we'd emptied the camper and were inside the house, resting under the air conditioning.  The washing machine is running with the first load of laundry.  As soon as the sheets and towels come out of the dryer, we'll take them out to the camper, make up the bed, put away the towels, and our rolling motel will be ready to roll again.

One more thing:

I finally got a picture of the "shoe tree."  This tree is on the north side of Hwy. 72, just inside the Alabama state line, around mile marker 4 or 5.  You might not be able to see them very well in this picture (they're more visible when the leaves fall), but the tree is full of shoes.  When I see things like this, I always wonder how they got started.  Who flung the first pair of shoes in that tree, and why?  It's a mystery.  But one of these days, I'm going to try my best to hurl an old pair of my tennis shoes up in that tree when we go by.  ;)





Joe Wheeler Camping Trip - 7-25-14 - Sheffield



 

On our first night at Joe Wheeler, as we were going to dinner at the lodge, we picked up a handful of local attraction brochures, one of which was a schedule of events for W.C. Handy Week.  Handy was born in the Shoals area (Florence, I think), and there were music events, all day, every day, all week, somewhere in the Shoals.  We nearly wore out that brochure trying to decide what to do.  On taps for Friday was a concert on the lawn at the City Hall in Sheffield from 12 to 1:30.  A band called "Doctors, Lawyers, and Such" was playing, and we wanted to see them, so after a leisurely breakfast, we headed to Sheffield.

Let me take a moment to talk about the towns of Florence, Muscle Shoals, Tuscumbia, and Sheffield.  I suppose that in "olden days," these towns may have been far apart, but these days urban spread has made them virtually one big ol' town.  But for city limits signs, you'd hardly know when you'd left one town and entered another. 

We got to Sheffield a little early, and for about 30 minutes listened to the band's sound check.  The weather was absolutely perfect.  A little after noon, they took up their instruments and started playing.  They were an absolute delight.  Talk about variety!  They eased out cowboy songs ("Drifting Along With The Tumblin' Tumbleweeds"), show tunes ("Summertime (and the Living is Easy)"), Eagles songs, Kansas songs, a Pure Prairie League song, and a bluegrass song called "Moonshine."  We loved it. 

It was almost 2 p.m. when they quit, and we were hungry.  We walked down the street a bit so that I could take a picture of a statue I'd seen from the City Hall lawn.  On the way there, we spotted a restaurant called "Brimstone."  Their sign said they were open until 2.  We sneaked in just under the wire.  They call the place "Brimstone" because many of the menu items are spicy.  There was a bottle of Louisiana Hot Sauce on every table.  They serve wraps, burgers, hot wings, etc.  The Husband had the A-1 Onion Burger.  I had the Cajun Burger.  Both were delicious!   There were also three burgers on the menu that I was scared to try - I believe they called them Hellfire I, Hellfire II, and Hellfire III, because they came with habanero, ghost, and (some other insanely hot) pepper, respectively. 

After lunch, we moseyed on back to the camp site.  A Tina Turner impersonator was scheduled to perform on the patio at the lodge that evening.  We intended to go see her, but after lounging around a bit, we were too lazy to get out again, so we spent the rest of the evening fooling with our electronic toys (the campground has Wi-Fi).  Since we ate lunch so late, we just snacked on left-over cheese dip and chips, and called it a night.

Going home tomorrow.

Friday, July 25, 2014

Joe Wheeler Park - July 24, 2014


Genealogy research is one of my hobbies.  I've been searching for some of my mother's maternal ancestors for years, and my best guess is that this family lived in Franklin County, Alabama during the Civil War.  Unfortunately, the Franklin County courthouse burned - and all the official records with it - in 1890, and I have been unable to locate more than a smidgeon of information online about this family.  Since we are camping in an area that adjoins Franklin County, today's mission was to peruse the Franklin County Archive in the hope that someone had donated some information about my family.

It was about an hour's drive down to Russellville, where the Archive is located.  We arrived at 11 a.m., fully aware that the lone volunteer, Miss Chris, would be closing for lunch from 12 to 1.  She pulled out a couple of books and a folder, and we had time to thumb through them before noon.  As the lunch hour approached, we asked her to recommend a good place to eat that was not a chain restaurant.  She recommended "Too Fat Sisters" on Hwy. 43.  We'd seen the delightful sign on our way in, and knew just where it was.

The parking lot was full of cars when we arrived - always a good sign.  The lunch special was a meat and three vegetable sides - things like meatloaf, country fried steak, grilled chicken, white beans, fried okra, turnip greens, and macaroni and cheese.  (Are you hungry yet?)   Everything was delicious, and the wait staff was friendly and attentive.  We left there so full that we could barely move, all for $15.

Back at the Archives, we quickly realized that we were out of luck in finding any more family information.  As we were preparing to leave, Miss Chris asked if we liked fried pies.  Of course, we said, "Yes!"  She went back to her office and returned with a brown paper bag that held several fried peach pies, and she handed them to us, explaining that a friend had brought them to her, but that she was diabetic and could not eat them.  We gratefully took them off her hands.  As soon as we got in the truck, The Husband pinched off a piece of one of the pies and shared it with me.  Mmmmm!  Heaven!

Our next stop was the Coon Dog Cemetery.  (Cross one entry off my bucket list!)    This cemetery is located about 12 miles down Hwy. 247 (from Hwy. 72), and then about 5 more miles down another country road.  We were surprised at how many graves were there, and how neatly kept it was.  We were also surprised when we looked at the guest register and discovered that nearly 300 people had visited the cemetery in the month of July alone. 

Only first-class, A-1, top coon dogs are accepted for burial there.  It's a very exclusive club!



Wonderful epitaphs on the stones.  This one said, "If he treed in a mailbox you'd better open it and look."

After leaving the Coon Dog Cemetery, and following Miss Chris's suggestion, we went to the Colbert County Courthouse in Tuscumbia to search for my long-lost ancestors among that county's records.  Colbert County was formed in 1867 and had originally been part of Franklin County, so it was possible that the records we wanted were in Colbert, rather than Franklin.  We struck out again.  After that, we hurried to the public library in Florence, Alabama, where Miss Chris said there were old newspapers on microfilm and a professional genealogist on staff to help us find records.  Strike three.  Either the family tree chart entries for these people will remain blank, or I will have to make up something to put in the blanks.

We probably would not have made the trip to Florence except that this week is W.C. Handy Week in the Shoals - there's music all day, every day this week, somewhere in the vicinity - and we wanted to hear a choir that was to perform at a church in Florence at 6 p.m.  We had just enough time after the library visit to walk the downtown area a little bit and have a drink at a local pub before the choir performed.  Downtown Florence is very pretty and trendy, and the choir - the Quad Cities Mass Choir - was AWESOME.  We were glad we'd made that detour.

It was almost dark by the time we made it back to the camper.  We were tired and hot, but we had a fun day. 

The Husband suggested that we "rest" tomorrow in preparation for our trip home.  However, before the evening was over, he discovered that a group called, "Doctors, Lawyers, and Such" will be performing in Sheffield, Alabama at noon tomorrow, and we may have to go see them.  Tomorrow night, there will be music here in the park and we will definitely see that.

Until tomorrow!

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Joe Wheeler Park Camping Trip - July 23, 2014 - Huntsville Day Trip


Not long after breakfast this morning, we set out on a day trip to Huntsville, Alabama, about 50 miles away. 

Our first stop was Monte Sano Park.  We almost took the camper there instead of Joe Wheeler, but opted for Joe Wheeler because it was closer and has more full hook-up sites.  A note for would-be Monte Sano campers:  don't try to tow a camper through the "northern" route that your GPS or phone map app will show.  This route goes right through residential neighborhoods with narrow streets and hairpin curves.  Instead, go the "southern" route, down highway 231/431/Governer's Blvd, and up Monte Sano Road.  It's a much straighter, less congested route.

"Monte Sano" means "mountain of health," so named because of the mineral springs in the area. 

 
The camp sites at Monte Sano were very nice.  Most of them were level and clean, and a number of them had full hook-ups.  The park has a planetarium and observatory, which is open only on Saturdays.  The park was built in the 1930s as a part of the Civilian Conservation Corps.  At the overlook there is a tiny "hut" that serves as a CCC museum.  It is not normally open on Wednesdays (the day we were there), but a park volunteer was working on an outdoor classroom for elementary students, and he was kind enough to let us in the museum.
 
This park is somewhat strange, as it is right smack in the middle of Huntsville.  Near the park is the Burritt Living Museum, which we did not visit but is apparently a sort of village that shows how things were done in days gone by.  
The overlook at Monte Sano
 

We did not stop at Burritt because we had another destination on our list, the Constitution Village.  This, too, was right in the middle of Huntsville, nestled between the courthouse and the hospital complex, in the actual location where 44 delegates from the 22 Alabama counties in existence in 1819.  The buildings are reproductions but were built from plans of the original buildings that were on file.  If you go, opt for the guided tour, which will give you far more details/knowledge than you'd get just touring the place on your own.  There is a cabinet shop (the building in which the delegates met), a post office/law office/surveyor's office, a blacksmith shop, a print shop, and a family residence.  Unfortunately for us, a thunderstorm came up during the middle of our tour, and the village manager came out and said that they could not allow their tour guide to be out walking around during a storm.  She passed out umbrellas and said that we were welcome to tour the remaining buildings on our own. 

It was almost 2 p.m. by the time we finished our Constitution Village tour.  We were hungry but wanted to get out of downtown Huntsville to eat, so we headed back in the direction from whence we had come.  Finding some place to eat was difficult because of our self-imposed travel rule:  we don't eat at chain restaurants when we're traveling.  This is kind of tough when you're driving down major highways.  We drove all the way back to Rogersville (where Joe Wheeler park is located) without finding some place we wanted to eat.  We ended up stopping at a grocery store for food to eat back at the camp site.

I'm not sure what's on the agenda for tomorrow, maybe the much longed-for visit to the Coon Dog Cemetery near Russellville, Alabama.  ;)

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Hernando Point at Arkabutla Lake, Hernando, MS - July 18-22, 2014


Our son and daughter-in-law invited us to join them and our grandchildren on a weekend camping trip to Hernando Point campground at Arkabutla Lake in Hernando, Mississippi.  It was an easy 2-hour drive from our house.  We stayed in campsite 18, which was very level and had a view of the lake.  The only drawback was that none of the campsites had full hookups - we had water and electricity, but no sewer. 

After setting up camp Friday evening, our kids fed us our supper, so I didn't even have to cook that night.  Bonus!  It was extraordinarily cool for the middle of July.  Evidently, however, some Alaskan mosquitoes flew down to join the party.  They nearly ate us up all weekend.

On Saturday, some of our daughter-in-law's friends and relatives joined us.  It seems like we ate all day.  Hot dogs.  Corn on the cob.  S'mores.  The kids fished, played Uno and checkers, rode bicycles, caught baby frogs (of which there was an abundance).  My son brought his guitar and serenaded us by the campfire that night.

Sunday, everyone left, except us.  We grilled steaks and had a leisurely afternoon and evening.

Monday, The Husband had to go to work, but I didn't, and both of us had the remainder of the week off.  Our plan was to stay at Hernando Point until Tuesday morning, then hitch up and move to Joe Wheeler park in north-central Alabama.  So, Monday morning, I kissed The Husband goodbye and settled in for a long day by myself - no car, no internet, no fishing gear, no bike....  What's a gal to do in a little camper all day by herself?  Fortunately, I'd thought to bring along my sewing machine and some fabric for a sewing project that I started a couple of weeks ago but had not had time to finish.  While The Husband was at work, I sat at the "kitchen table" sewing, stopping only for stretching and bathroom breaks.  I was still sewing - but about to get tired of it - when he came "home" later that night. 

This morning, we cooked breakfast, packed up the camper, and drove to Joe Wheeler park.  This park has over 100 camp sites, most of which have full hook-ups.  Some of the camp sites are short and fairly close together, but most of them are shady and fairly level.  We checked out all of the camp sites and chose site #12.  It is plenty long for our 31-foot camper AND our truck.   

Tomorrow, we'll be out and about, checking out things to do in the area.  Huntsville, Alabama is about 50 miles from here, and there is plenty to do there.  We also want to check out Monte Sano park, which is just outside Huntsville, for a future trip. 

We've been to Alabama several times this year, to camp and do genealogy research.  In Franklin county, there is a Coon Dog Cemetery (no kidding), and every time we pass the signs, I say, "We've GOT to go there."  And, dang it, this trip, we WILL.