We had a
couple of days off at the end of this week, and had not made specific plans on
how to use them. I’d been wanting to dig
through the records in some northeastern Alabama courthouses to further my
genealogy research and figured that this was as good a time as any. Joel graciously agreed to be my
chauffer. We headed out Wednesday
afternoon, hitting the road a little later than we’d intended, bound for Guntersville ,
Alabama (Marshall
County ) and Ashville ,
Alabama (St. Clair County). Time permitting, I also wanted to stop in Russellville ,
Alabama (Franklin
County ), though my expectations of
finding any new information there were slim to none.
Because
we’d gotten started late, we decided to stop in Cullman ,
Alabama instead of driving on to Guntersville
that night. In my humble opinion, the
area around Guntersville is one of the most beautiful places in the world – not
too flat, and not too hilly. The town
sits on a finger of land on the south end of Guntersville
Lake . The town square, the old part of the town,
sits almost at the very tip of the finger, with the courthouse in the
middle. Joel did a walking tour of the
square while I dug through old deed books.
I was still digging when he got back to the courthouse. He helped me look through indexes, but we
struck out; we did not find the document we were hunting. Frustrated, we left empty-handed, and drove
down to Ashville.
By this
time, it was dark, and we were tired and hungry. The closest town of any size was Muscle
Shoals, 30 minutes ahead. We decided to
stop there for the night. Now, I must
confess that I am a cheapskate when it comes to motel rooms. I don’t care about “fancy”; I just want
“clean.” As we were driving, I pulled up
a list of Muscle Shoals motels on my cell phone and picked one at the cheap end
of the spectrum. We found it
easily. It did not look derelict or
run-down. “Works for me,” I told
Joel. He parked the truck and went in to
register us for a room.
When he
came out with the key-card, we gathered our stuff from the truck and hauled it
to the door. The window curtain was open
just a tad. We could see that the
television was on inside our room. We exchanged
a glance and did a simultaneous, “Hmmmm….”
I went ahead and used the key-card, hoping not to find somebody lying on
the bed, watching tv…or worse.
The room was
clean and smelled okay. I checked the
bathroom; the fixtures were clean, the towels were fresh, the little soaps and
shampoos had been replenished, the bed didn’t have any “body imprints” on it,
the sheets were clean. We decided to
stay. While Joel went to the bathroom, I
looked for the remote control to turn off the tv, but couldn’t find one – not
on the dresser, or in the drawers, or in the nightstand, or between the cushions
of the little love seat. When Joel came
out of the bathroom, I went in after telling him I couldn’t find the
remote. When I came out, he was on his
hands and knees, looking under the bed. “Did
you find it?” I asked. “No, but I found
a flashlight,” he said, holding up the trophy, “and some little brown things.”
“Little brown things? What are they?”
“Not sure,”
he said. “But they’re not moving, or
anything.” He didn’t seem concerned.
We stopped
by the front desk on the way to dinner to ask about the remote control. The clerk had it. Joel didn’t mention the brown things under
the bed.
We ate at a
bbq joint called “Rick’s,” just down the road from the motel. Joel had a pulled pork sandwich. I had ribs.
They were pretty awesome. Judges
at a bbq cooking contest and television chefs will tell you that a
perfectly-cooked rib should be tender, but firm enough to leave a distinct,
semi-circular bite mark. I say this is
nonsense. I want my ribs
falling-off-the-bone tender. Rick’s were
that tender. They weren’t heavily sauced
or dry-rubbed, just smoked on the grill.
I hit them with sauce from bottles on the table. Not bad at all. Thumbs up, Rick.
As we ate,
I asked Joel about the “brown things” under the bed. “What kind of brown things, exactly?”
He chewed
and pondered the question for a second or two.
“Dog food,” he said. “Like little
dog treats.” He made a wee shape with
his thumb and forefinger.
I chewed
and pondered the answer for a second or two.
I could envision somebody coming in with a yappy little dog and giving
him treats to keep him quiet. I could
envision him hiding his treats under the bed.
I could envision a housekeeper coming in and vacuuming, changing the
linens, cleaning the toilet and tub, doing a pretty thorough cleaning job without
ever encountering the treasures stashed under the bed. Okay, so maybe the presence of the dog treats
didn’t necessarily equate with a nasty room. Still,
we double-checked the sheets before we settled in for the night.
We were
back on the road by 10 a.m. , and
pulled in our driveway about 1 p.m. After three days of driving, we’d logged
close to 800 miles on the odometer. Joel had had enough driving and was out of the mood to immediately hit the road again for a camping trip. To be honest, I was kind of glad. The weather has turned off cool, and nothing sounded better to me than staying inside with a big pot of spaghetti sauce simmering on the stove. And that's just what we did.
It's good to be home.